DULL (PERTHSHIRE, SCOTLAND)—Now for a limited time, try new Invisalign!!

Why?!?!     Here's why!!

Unlike traditional braces, Invisalign are plastic and not very strong, really. But we do send you non-invisible trays to wear! And if you actually want your teeth to MOVE, you'll need to have your orthodontist plaster non-invisible white bricks to each of your teeth.

But if slicing your gums on hardened razor sharp plaster doesn't thrill you, remember that Invisalign costs twice as much!

But don't worry about the numbers here. Invisalign is worth a little extra, isn't it? Heck, even though your teeth aren't moving where you want them to go, while we're selfishly wasting your time, it'll still be hurting your mouth pretty fucking bad. :)

So to wrap it up, thanks for trying Invisalign, and enjoy your new braces!