FOCKBURY IN THE PARISH OF CATSHILL—Emotional news out of Atlanta today as a team of IT professionals have cloned a data object and are now reaping the consequences.

"I didn't think it would be quite this bad," said Danny Popov, a contract developer for the Atlanta agency. "I'm the one that wrote the clone too, I should have thought about it. I was just convinced it was still getting cached somewhere."

But Danny's clone was not getting cached. It was missing a property that should have been added during the cloning process.

When asked for comment, the clone who doesn't have a formal name, only known as "ProductOptionTO po", was very upset.

"They call my brother the REAL Data Object of the family -- I'm a second-hand monstrous version! I hate myself!!"

It is unknown if this clone will ever live out a purposeful existence. Danny continued to defend his actions saying "It's transparent really to when you get the object. I'm not sure what the big deal is."

What's the big deal Mr. Popov? Ask your clone.