Marvin Inglenunst, a leading geneticist, recently pinpointed a particular gene found only in men causing them to be physically unable to see a mess.

Marvin was studying color blindness in men when he accidentally stumbled across the thrilling discovery he deemed the cantseeitnotgonnacleantit gene.

Marvin states, "Finally, I can definitively prove to my wife that I really don't notice the house being messy! Men everywhere can now breathe a sigh of relief."

Word has quickly spread of Marvin’s discovery and there is already talk of a Nobel Peace Prize.

Other researchers quickly began further studies relating to Marvin’s discovery. So far Berkeley has identified the gene in 98% of the 1,500 men it has tested. Researchers hypothesize that the 2% missing the particular gene are gay, and so far all but 5 of the 2% have openly admitted to being gay (AKA Butt Pirate/bum ninja/pole smoker/turd burgler etc.).