BEAVER CROSSING, NEBRASKA—With the introduction of the first female Republican Vice Presidential nominee, the American people are asking the serious questions. We're joined by Colorado ship-builder George Blankenship who will provide his answer to what many want to know: Is Sarah Palin really MILF enough to be Vice President.

"Hi Bob."

Hi George -- so tell us, first of all, do you personally think Palin is MILF enough to lead?

"Absolutely."

Ok, would you care to add anything to that statement?

"No not really."

Great, well tell us what makes you qualified speak for America in regards to Sarah Palin's MILF power?

"Well, I like chicks and yeah, she's a pretty hot one."

And what in your opinion about Sarah makes her a MILF?

"I'm told she's got kids, Bob."

Fascinating. Thanks for your time, George, I'm sure we'll be hearing much more on this issue. Up next, veteranirans successfully complete the first breast implant surgery for kittens.