YOUR LOCAL INTERWEB—In a recent Facebook study performed by the A.S.S. (American Social Studies) organization, it was found that 9 out of 10 people on Facebook think that their friends, well, just aren't as interesting as they initially thought.

Stella Vairgin, a self entitled Facebook "blackbelt" says, "At first I was so excited to know what my 1,500 closest friends were doing at all times, but then I realized that none of them really do anything other than Facebook."

More and more people have been arriving at the same conclusion. Skyler Bingham, professional frat boy and unofficial world tree sloth juggling champion, says "I don't even want to know what my friends are doing most of the time. It's usually either something really boring or disgusting. Just last night my friend 'Moose' kept updating what number wipe he was on in the bathroom. I mean really, who wants to know that kind of stuff?"

So are people really more interesting than they may seem on their Facebook page? Should people even know what you are doing all the time? Or should people just lie about what they're doing to give hope to others out there? These are all questions you may want to consider next time you log on to Facebook.

Signing off to go arm wrestle Grizzy Bears,

Danny