RX7 Driver Takes It With Him
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RX7 Driver Takes It With Him

by KHB
HORNEYMAN (KENT, UK)—A local RX7 driver has achieved what many thought was impossible -- successfully taking his car with him to the afterlife.

Danny swapped the original rotary power plant with a Corvette motor while back on Earth, and contrary to what many believed, the engine transplant did not destroy the car's inner being.

"Some people thought I was destroying the 'soul' of the car by putting a non-rotary motor in it -- But obviously not!"
"Some people thought I was destroying the 'soul' of the car by putting a non-rotary motor in it," Danny said. "But obviously not! It didn’t even have to go to confession! " Then he gunned the late model corvette engine and tore off into the clouds.

"Dude," Gabriel said as Danny blazed by, "That car is sick -- he's gonna kill himself in that thing.”
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